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  • Mod Movie Mondays: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, 1964 (with commentary by MST3K)

    Posted on December 21st, 2009 "Tiki Chris" Pinto 2 comments

    mod-movie-mondaysHold on to your wool caps kiddies, Santa Claus is here to save us from the evil Martians!

    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, 1964

    Ah, the Atomic Age, when spaceships were pie plates and anything with the word “Martian” in it would sell tickets.

    I won’t even try to summarize any kind of plot with this flick. It’s something about Martians don’t have Christmas, but Martian kids can watch Earth Christmas shows on the tube, so they want a Santa, or a family with John Payne, or Zuzu’s petals, or a Red Ryder BB Gun or some jazz like that. I don’t know, I was on my third highball 15 minutes into this goop. BUT! There is an amazing version of this sci-fry reel…brought to you by those lovable robots at Mystery Science Theater 3000.santa-martians

    Yes, once again the gang at MST3K has turned a nonsense bunch of images into something very groovy. And of course, there are the cheap, early ’60s sci-fi sets, Martians with things on their heads, stock footage of rockets, and…uh…Santas. Plural.

    mst3kAnd you can watch it all right now by clicking here, for free.

    You’re going to want to pair this fine movie with an equally fine beverage. I think Maddog 20-20 will do. With great writing like, “One false move and your little ho-ho-ho man will be destroyed,” you can’t go wrong.

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    Thank you to my friend Cat for turning me on to this krazy flick!

     

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