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  • Like Vampires? Check out this new Site with Vampire Killing Kits by CRYSTOBAL

    Posted on August 30th, 2013 "Tiki Chris" Pinto No comments

    Screen shot 2013-08-09 at 4.16.01 PMYes, Vampire Killing Kits!

    If you dig cool stuff from the past, then you probably dig Dracula movies, BW vampire flicks and other assorted old Horror stuff. Something that has always been a favorite vintage “oddity” of mine has been the turn of the century Vampire Killing Kit.

    I first saw one in the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum in St. Augustine, FL about 30 years ago. I thought it was crazy fantabulous, and always wanted one for myself.

    What is a Vampire Killing Kit?

    A box or satchel filled with the tools necessary to kill a vampire. They were originally made (according to Ripley’s) in the late 19th Century, for American tourists traveling to Transylvania (after the book “DRACULA” became an international hit). They usually contained a pistol, vials of holy water and garlic oil, a crucifix, and of course a wooden stake. Some were a little more elaborate with dental tools for removing the vampire’s fangs, a dagger, and something called “secret serum” which was supposed to heal vampire bites.

    This new site showcases the new, vintage-style Vampire Killing Kits created by CRYSTOBAL, self-proclaimed vampire hunter and Gothic artist. CRYSTOBAL and I go back a long way…in fact, I have a few of his kits that he’s made over the years as part of my collection of pop culture junk!

    CRYSTOBAL has been making these kits for years, and has created his own style – “modern primitive” – for his kits. Unfortunately, unscrupulous individuals have attempted to copy his style and take credit for resurrecting the vampire killing kit craze. But dig, he is the real deal.

    Click here to visit Vampire Killing Kits by CRYSTOBAL.

    how to kill vampires book

    Check out the site. It’s filled with photos of his work, and information on the history of the kits. Our book, “How to Kill Vampires because they are unnatural jerks” is also available through the site. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you…I wrote another book, with CRYSTOBAL as the source, called “How to Kill Vampires because they are unnatural jerks”. It’s pretty cool, a little funny and very artistic. Check it out!

    -Tiki Chris P. reporting from the Halloween shop down the street from Tiki Lounge Talk

  • It’s National Rum Day! August 16, so here’s your weekend Tiki Bar Cocktails!

    Posted on August 15th, 2013 "Tiki Chris" Pinto 2 comments

    Yes, there is a “day” for everything…but when there’s a day for something as important as RUM, you know damned well there will be a post about it at The Tiki Lounge! A quick search of teh interwebs doesn’t give us much info on the origin of this fantabulous day, but who cares!

    Ok, first of all, a very nice person (Christine) representing Captain Morgan’s Rum sent me some very tasty-looking recipes. I haven’t tried them yet (saving them for Rum Day) but I dig Captain, and I’m pretty sure these are going to be winners. I’ll list them at the end of this post.

    Second, I can’t help but bring back one of my favorite original recipes,

    The Pirate's Wench, original rum recipe by Tiki Chris Pinto

    The Pirate's Wench, original rum recipe by Tiki Chris Pinto

    The Pirate’s Wench, Your Weekend Tiki Bar Cocktail

    I came up with this a few years ago while experimenting at the Tiki Bar on the lanai. It’s a twist on a Cuba Libre, and it will knock your socks off!

    1 oz strong spiced Rum (Captain Morgan Black, Sailor Jerry, Kracken work nicely)
    1 oz Malibu Coconut Rum
    1 oz Dark Rum (I prefer Meyer’s)
    3 drops bitters
    1/4 teaspoon vanilla
    sprinkle of nutmeg
    Coke
    Lime

    Start with a shaker of ice, add the three rums, bitter, and vanilla. Shake it up, baby. Strain into a large Tiki mug filled with ice. Liquor should fill mug about half way. Fill with Coke, squeeze in juice of 1/4 lime, and two shakes of nutmeg, stir. Top with a little more nutmeg and lime wedge. Damned good grog! It you like it sweet, add a little pineapple juice to taste. If you like it super strong, add a 151 floater, if you dare, and call it the Drunken Wench. Avast! And May Ye Enjoy The Captain’s Original Concoction !

    Now for MORE Cocktails…those cool drinks from Captain Morgan…

    Port Royal Punch

    Port Royal Punch

    PORT ROYAL PUNCH (Serves 25)

    Ingredients:

    2 46-oz. cans of pineapple juice
    3 cups mango juice
    1 750 mL bottle of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum
    4.5 oz. grenadine
    3 oranges sliced thinly and quartered
    3 cans of Sprite for fizz

    Directions:
    In a punch bowl or large serving vessel, add the above ingredients and stir. Serve over ice in a punch glass – or glass of your choosing.

    Black and Ginger Tea

    Black and Ginger Tea

    BLACK & GINGER TEA

    Ingredients:

    ·          3 oz. Ginger Tisane (tea base)
    ·          1 oz. Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum
    ·          1 Tablespoon agave nectar (or sweetener of choice)
    ·          1/4 oz. lemon juice

    Directions: Brew tea base or tea bag in 6-8 oz. of water. Brew hot for four minutes and flash-chill, or cold for one hour. Shake with Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum, sweetener and lemon juice, and pour into rocks glass over ice.  Created by Owl’s Brew <http://theowlsbrew.com/> .

    Captain's Invasion

    Captain's Invasion

    CAPTAIN’S INVASION

    Ingredients:

    ·  1 oz. Captain Morgan Sherry Oak Finish Spiced Rum
    ·  1 oz. Grand Marnier® Liqueur
    ·  1/2 oz. lime juice
    ·   2 dashes of bitters

    Directions: Add all ingredients to an ice-filled rocks glass. Stir to blend and garnish with lime wedge. Created by Owl’s Brew <http://theowlsbrew.com/> .

    Cheers, kids! -Tiki Chris, reporting from the Tiki Bar on the lanai

    PS: Don’t forget, Friday, October 4th is International Exotic Cocktail Day! Watch for details…

  • Tucker: The Man and His Dream for Retro/Mod Movie Monday

    Posted on August 12th, 2013 "Tiki Chris" Pinto 2 comments

    tucker_the_man_and_his_dreamIt was 25 years ago to the day (August 12) that “Tucker” debuted on the silver screen. I remember seeing that movie with my father, in the theater…we were both huge antique car fans and the mystique of the Tucker wasn’t lost on us. Two hours later we were driving home in his vintage Buick Electra 225, discussing what American cars would have been like if Tucker had succeeded with his dream. Our conclusion: Detroit iron would be 10 to 20 years ahead of its time from 1948 on.

    Tucker: The Man and His Dream, 1988

    Directed by Francis Ford Coppola
    Executive Producer George Lucas
    Starring Jeff Bridges, Joan Allen, Martin Landua, Christian Slater, and the 1948 Tucker Torpedo

    The Movie: This flick was based on the true-life engineer Preston Tucker, who had a dream to start a new, technologically advanced auto company. Using designs he had been perfecting since before WW2, he managed to secure funding to start the Tucker Automobile Company. 50 Tucker Torpedos were built (plus the prototype), but the company was doomed to failure (you’ll have to watch the movie to learn why).

    The Car: As much a character in the film as any of the actors, the 1948 Tucker Torpedo was stylistically and technologically way ahead of its time. The low-slung vehicle utilized a flat airplane, rear-mounted six cylinder engine, giving it a sleeker look than most late ’40s cars, and came standard with safety features like a padded dashboard and seat belts (stuff that wouldn’t be found on most conventional cars until a decade later). It even sported a “Cyclops eye” center headlight that turned with the front wheels. Kookie.

    tucker-sedan-1948

    Before this flick hit the screen, Tuckers were rare but still could be bought for around $40k if you could find an owner who wanted to part with it. After the movie, the price shot up to beyond $400k. Today, millionaires use them as toys to trade back and forth with their millionaire friends, usually in the $1.5 Mil range. Jerks.

    Several original cars were used in the movie…and some fiberglass molds, for the “crash” scenes. No actual cars were harmed in the filming of this movie.1948-tucker-torpedo

    My Take: The movie itself is very cool, with a great 40s vibe throughout. Unfortunately 1980’s audiences weren’t “hip” to anything vintage, and unless it had a DX-7 doing the soundtrack, got panned. The movie originally grossed a few mil less than it cost, labeling it a flop. But don’t let that deter you from digging this thoroughly enjoyable flick.

    Dinner & Drinks: I’m thinking Iron City Beer and burgers for this one. Real workin’ man’s food.

    -Tiki Chris P. reporting from the screening room at Pirate’s Cove Tiki Bar, Fort Liquordale, FL

  • Tiki Oasis is only a week away!

    Posted on August 8th, 2013 "Tiki Chris" Pinto No comments

    tiki-oasis-13-graphicIf you dig Tiki drinks, Tiki mugs, Exotic Cocktails & cool tunes, and you happen to be in the San Diego area next week, you’ve got to swing over to Tiki Oasis 13!

    The largest Tiki Culture event in the galaxy, this year’s Tiki-O’s theme is “Hulabilly – A Hawaiian Hootenanny!”

    The event happens August 15 through 18th, and includes tons of entertainment including bands, burly-q dancers, singers, guitar slingers, and the favorite here at the Tiki Lounge, Marina the Fire Eating Mermaid. Plus there’s the annual antique/classic/hot rod car show, an art show, the Tiki marketplace and tons of food and libations to cure any ills.

    To go with the Hulabilly theme, there will be a BBQ shack that features a “Moonshine Burger” – something that sounds like it would tickle my fancy! Tickets are still available, starting at $15 for Thursday night up to $300 for the all-access VIP job.

    Wahini Colleen and I won’t be able to transverse the 3000 miles to get to Tiki O this year, but our hearts and spirits will be there. In fact, we’ll probably swing over to the Mai Kai next Friday night to really get in the spirit…that spirit being rum, of course!

    Visit the Tiki Oasis 13 website for more info!

    -Tiki Chris P, reporting from the BBQ pit behind Pirate’s Cove Tiki BAr