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  • Alcohol-Soaked Eggnog for a Very Merry Tiki Bar Christmas

    Posted on December 22nd, 2011 "Tiki Chris" Pinto 3 comments

    eggnog1With Christmas just a few days away I thought I’d give you kats and kittens some retro Egg Nog recipes to get your Christmas shindigs really swingin’! After all, you can’t have a retro, mid-century-style Christmas affair without a generous amount of booze flowing. And the easiest way to get your guests sloshed is with a couple of cups of good, strong, traditional eggnog. With these recipes, even the most uptight conformists will have lampshades on their heads before Santa makes an appearance. But be warned…these concoctions have been known to make some guests disappear two-at-a-time (and sometimes three) to darkened, upstairs rooms while the party is in full swing in the parlor!

    Easy: Tiki Chris’ Pirate-Style Eggnog Recipe

    I’m kind of lazy when it comes to Eggnog, so my personal recipe is the kind that uses pre-made non-alcoholic nog kicked up with some good booze and spices.

    1 quart good quality store-bought eggnog
    About 1 1/2 cups Captain Morgan’s or Sailor Jerry Rum
    2 oz Coconut Rum
    1 tablespoon Cinnamon
    1 teaspoon nutmeg
    1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

    Pour the nog into a large bottle and add all ingredients (start with ½ cup of rum and keep adding to taste). Shake vigorously and chill in the refrigerator for at least two hours before serving. That’s it…it’s delicious.eggnog2

    A little more involved: Vintage Style Eggnog Recipe, from

    Thanks to Hurricane Hayward of for turning me on to this kool Eggnog recipe. Check out his blog for lots of great recipes and more…and also check out RumDood’s post with four more great winter cocktail recipes.

    “Egg Nogg:
    .75 oz Brandy
    .75 oz Rum
    .5 oz Sugar
    3 oz Whole Milk or Heavy Cream
    1 Whole Egg

    Mix rum, brandy, sugar, egg, and milk in a mixing tin.  Fill the tin with ice and shake like your life depends on it. Strain into a glass or goblet and garnish with freshly grated nutmeg.”

    Christmas Yule Eggnog: A complicated but well worth it vintage recipe.

    From the Old Mr. Boston Deluxe Official Bartender’s Guide (my version is from 1979, the recipe dates back to the late 19th Century:

    Beat first the yolks and then, in a separate bowl, the whites of one dozen eggs.
    Pour them together and add:

    1 pinch baking soda
    6 oz. gold rum
    2 lbs granulated sugar (yes, that’s two pounds)

    Beat into stiff batter. Then add:

    1 qt fresh milk
    1 qt sweet cream
    2 qts blended whiskey or bourbon

    Don't forget to have a tasty Camel cigarette with your Eggnog! Santa approved!

    Don't forget to have a tasty Camel cigarette with your Eggnog! Santa approved!

    Stir. Set in the refrigerator overnight. Before serving, stir again and serve in punch cups with sprinkled nutmeg on top. Fannnntabulous stuff.

    That should keep you kids hammered through the holidays. Don’t forget, you can always add more booze if it’s not strong enough!

    -Tiki Chris P. reporting from under the Christmas Tree at Tiki Lounge Talk

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