TIKI CULTURE

A Lazy Saturday in South Florida, by Tiki Chris

Sometimes in Florida, in the summer, it’s just too darned hot to do anything. Today we got up at two in the afternoon. Believe that? Krrr-azy.

I had a whole day of fun stuff planned. But all I accomplished was starting up the 53 Chevy, and buying limes, mint and 10 Cane rum to make Mojitos. Of course I was too lazy to make the Mojitos, so they’re on deck for tomorrow.

You kids know I don’t usually write about silly stuff like doin’ nothin’. But this was such a relazy day I just had to do something of interest, hence this post. So, to make it interesting, here’s a joke, and a funny photo of a kitten.

The Joke:

A sea captain walks into a bar. He has a ship’s wheel attached to his belt. The bartender says, “Hey, ain’t that kind of annoying?” The captain says, “Arrg, yeah, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”

The photo: